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| 11:33am 24/10/2005 |
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hey agian i'm at school rght now so i'll be breif.. nothing really new... no car no girlfrien no nothing as of thismoment of time ...bu... my grades are up ad my blood preasure is half of what is was... because of zoloft i guess.... |
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| love letter from a "chicago typewriter" |
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| 01:01pm 02/07/2005 |
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mood:  mellow music: "Word up" by Korn
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howdy i'm at the libary posting why you might ask.
1. phone line hasnt worked all summer because dad has his phone under same name as ours and he didnt pay his phone bill and it would cost over $300 to reconnect
2. can't get here on cousins because almost everything restricted because he was looking at porn.
well im isolated and have no one to talk to, and i realize something. durind the summer i learned most people are driven by the selfish and atavistic desire to pass on one's seed, material goods can't replace friends, and that i am about to go insane because i have nothing to do.
on the bright side i have time to draw and i'm getting alot better. better than than i ever thought i could draw.
to recap.
NO Money
no Phone
no internet
no girlfriend
no one to talk to. |
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| damn you drama.... fall and a hole and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 07:31pm 24/04/2005 |
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mood:  aggravated music: "hey jude" by the beetles
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so some damn drama on a place thtas supose to be a quite little. people cheating on each other and having one night stands.A friend of mine cheated on his girlfriend with my first ex and he feels like shit and whants to kill him self even though i know he probably won't. my couison and first ex-girlfriend cant STOP FLIRTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and i'm the only one that seems to have the best morales around here amoung the rest other the people around my age around here... meg i wish you were here i am sooooooooooo bored and i have no one to talk to....i can't stand this anymore. mankind has advanced far but in the process we have lost faith in god!!!!!!!! people complain about how much america sucks but if they say that type of things in other countries they would get their face cut off. god...and on another note.. i still cant find a sweet girl that loves me...
peaces and love
meg
beth
girl at EB
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| letter from a boy to strange to be loved. |
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| 09:58am 22/04/2005 |
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mood:  lonely music: music from the MGS games
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hey you all... what is up... i would post something meaningful but i suck at that type of stuff.
well if you guys every thought i was crazy and there was something wrong with me then your right, http://www.udel.edu/bkirby/asperger/aswhatisit.html
thats a site that expains what makes me me. to everyone that has had the misfortune of meeting me i thank you for putting up with me... thanks beth, thanks meg, thanks girl from EB, thanks anyone i didn't mention,
peace to all my friends i love you all very much |
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| You know you're obsessed with MG when... and i am |
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| 10:15am 21/04/2005 |
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you wear a home made blue bandana, start smoking Marlboros, and only shave twice a week.
! ..you look up a scematic for the M9 berretta to see if the slide really does lock... Yeah I did it, so what? 9The answer is no, the M9's slide doesn't lock. Kojama is a lying bastard)
... when some one asks you "is that a missle launcher in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" you say "actually it's two missle launchers."
... when you're this guy
...when you call the number 140.96, but no-one answers...Hello Rose? Rose!!!
...when you start to cry for Sniper Wolf...
dis
A crack in the pavement causes you to get out your cigarettes to check for infra-red sensors
A huge shaman uses an incredible number of metaphors and references on you
A torpedo/helicopter takes you to work
After getting ut the ps2 you start the ps2 because the game has been in there for the past ten months.
after months and months of playing the game , you start planning to join the military to become more like snake.
After reading some of the things here, you decide to go and try them out.
after the phone rings and you pick it up if you don't know the person you call him deepthroat
after the summer holidays you go back and for show and tell you write on the bored when its your turn how i stopped dead cell
After you beat somebody, you put your hand next to your face and you life gauge is getting longer
An explosion that blows every external structure off the roof your on does not hurt you at all
at school, you hold people up with a water gun expecting them to give up their dog tags
By the time you bought MGS2 you knew everything about the tanker through playing the demo
By way of introduction, you grab a person's groin to make sure they're male/who they say they are
Dead bodies disappear to give you items you need
Doors are hidden behind bookcases in your house
Elevators open immediately if you press the button twice
Every door in your house has a security level and a list of what the room contains
Everyone has loads to say to you
everyone you meet is wearing dog tags
For birthdays, you send MG postcards complete with quotes of that character on the back
If one of your friends starts acting strangely, you knock them out and look for Psycho Mantis
If people r firing guns, blasting things and using giant robots u think its all normal
If someone spots you, you go into various modes. You can get back to normal living after Caution mode is over
If u paint a bird on ur forehead
If u think dat every meatal gear character is ur bessie mate
if you know why every body hated raiden so much
If you smoke for more than five minutes and then get hurt, you die instantly
If you write Japanese characters on your face, you have infinite ammo/stationery/money etc.
In a dream you find yourself fancying Jim Houseman (you've definately been at MGS too long if that happens!!)
Instead of People Asking What Sex you are they thrust their hand to your groin to find out themselves
it takes exactly 3 shots to kill someone
Metal Gear Solid has insired you to learn a language such as Japanese or Russian
No matter who you meet, you think they're probably related to you in some way
Ocelot has made you into a huge fan of country and western films
Once you've spoken to someone on the phone, they're automatically in your address book whether you like it or not and you can't delete them
One day, you're going to be strong enough to lift a gatling gun or rail gun
One of your contacts can never be contacted... they contact you very rarely (and call themselves Deepthroat or Mr. X)
People keep dying of a heart attack in front of you and you're convinced you are infected with FOXDIE
People pour out their life stories to you before they die
Raiden is cool.
So far, everything on this list applies to you
Strangers tell you that they're you and your shadow
Stun grenades stun everyone in the world except you
The Boss looks and sounds identical to your old Geography teacher so you're no sure whether to respect her or attack her (this is actually true!)
The safest route into your house is though an air vent
There's nothing out of the ordinary about a cardboard box which is always a few feet behind you and breathes in cold weather
Time stands still when you're on the phone so once you've hung up you can just continue where you left off
U call people wiv glasses "Otacon"
U dont care about console wars because ps2, xbox and game cube all have metal gear!
U drive ur freinds mad cos u talk about nothing else! (Like me!)
U expect every bad guy 2 b good looking and have an english accent
U go down d street shouting: "METAL GEAR! METAL GEAR!!! THE PATRIOTS R COMING! DIE! FREEZE! METAL GEAR! I EAT PIE! EAT SOCOM! U STUPID RAIDEN! DIE! METAL GEAR! METAL GEAR!!! SNAKE? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!!! ...Oh! I forgot my bandanna! Be back soon! And remebe, METAL GEAR!!"
U have little "fantasies" about the characters...
U mock every game dat isnt metal gear
U paint a bird on ur forehead
U r like me
U scream and orgasim everytime u see any news, info or screenshots 4 mteal gear solid 3 or acid
U set out 2 assasinate sam fisher..grey haired get! DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!!!!! ...Ahem, sorry bout dat
U sk8 board on oil rigs
U stroll around anywhere naked cos u think ur using stealh camoflauge
U think all d metal gear characters r ur bessie mates
U think bandanas r soooooo in this season
U think dat u r cloned from ur dad and r searching 4 someone who looks like u so u can kill them b4 they destroy the world
U think ur a clone of ur dad and u have 2 brothers cloned from him too!
U think ur brother wants 2 kill u
U use the wrong controls wiv other games cos ur so used 2 playin metal gear and using its controls
Ur paranoid about the patriots
ur parents have sent u 2 a pshychiatrist (did i spell dat rite?) cos they're worried
Ur totally obsessed wiv d milatary and think u know everthing about it
Very often you hear someone's screaming "Snaaake!!!"
when (to the bewilderment of the by-standers) you sneek through the local park and act like everyone is a genome soldier
when a cardboard box stops looking like a ridiculous place to hide and it seems a good idea to use it as a tool to evade men with machine guns
When a character name crops up in a normal sentence you get really excited
when all of your doors at your house have to be opened with a level 3 card or higher.
When can only hold 2 things at the same time while your other stuff disappear on you
When everyone around you have a russian accent
When instead of eating ketchup, you smear it all over yourself
When it takes you 5 or many more times to kill you brother
When most of your friends suddenly betray you
When next time you're caught in a bank robbery and the crooks tell you to freeze,you throw dog tags and rations at them.
when riding in a car, you like to sit in the trunk under a box
When saving the world isn't a bid deal for you anymore
When someone has a big butt u dont say they have a Jlo u say they have a Meryl
When someone is volunteering you for a top secret mission to save the world
When someone phones you, it's only to tell you what you've just done and what the results of such an action are
When suddenly everything turns black and you see a lable saying "Hideo" ...
When suddenly someone's starting to pee on you
When the phone rings, you instinctively place a hand to your ear
When there's nothing on TV, you don't put on a movie; you watch a demo/casting theatre
When u actually DO go out u go out dressed as a metal gear character
When u apply 4 a job in FOXHOUND
when u buy the pc version altogh you have the ps version ... you just bought the pc version for the better graphics
When u can buy all the games, all the action figures, all the music CDs, and bassically buy anything 2 do wiv metal gear u can find (even the toilet paper!)
when u change all your pc theme to mgs theme..and yur cell phone ringing tones with mgs theme songs..
When u expect every bad guy 2 b good lookin and have an english accent
when u forget ur homework u tell ur teacher it was cos u were 2 busy saving d world in a nuclear disposal facilty in Alaska
When u get angry wiv resturants 4 not having snakes or crocs on d menu
When u have a better social life in metal gear solid forums than in real life
When u hide in every locker u can find
When u like me 4 my personality
When u see the man on pringles packets u think of ocelot
When u start fancying liquid snake like mad (like me! he, he!)
When u start hiding under every card board box u can find
When u start insulting ppl by calling them a "Raiden".
When u start skateboarding on oil rigs
When u turn like me...
When ubecome obsessed wiv the military and think u know everything about it
When ur paranoid of the patriots
When you actualy take the time to think of these.
When you are a member of this site
When you are eating snakes for dinner
When you are wearing a bandana suddenly you can't run out of bullets
When you believe your country is ruled by 12 pepole
when you breathe like physco mantis..
when you call your boss COLONEL
when you call your friends raiden and otocon and say that your popgun is a PSG1
When you can carry 2 missile launchers, a machine gun a pistol and several types of grenades in your pocket.
When you can only move if you are looking at yourself in third person view
When you carry around a platic sword and pretend your fighting solidus all day.
When you create a machine that would allow Snake to carry two rocket launchers.
When you cut yourself and eat a piece of bread to heal it.
When you decide to change your name to David "Solid Snake" Hyter
When you decide to start an incident and hijack a huge robot
When you desperately want to try a Calorie-Mate.
When you die you are requierd to choose between "Continue" and "Exit"
When you don't use the memory function on the Codec.
When you E-mail me a giant lecture on how the above statment is wrong and I should die.
when you fancy a women called merly
When you find this list funny because you understand all of the jokes.
When you find yourself physically attracted to Raiden or Colonel Campbell
when you get caught sneaking in to your school in a cardboard box
When you get close to pepole they are saying "Huh? What was that noise?" or "Is there somebody there?"
when you get hurt one of your friends screems your name
when you get inside a school locker if the principal is coming
When you get killed and being brought back to life to battle your best friend
When you get out your tranquilizer gun. go to the beach, and start shooting seagulls which immediatly fall asleep
when you get sent to the loony bin for destroying a schoolbus and running through school yelling "I KILLED REX I KILLED REX"
When you hate the government and want desperately to create a society where warriors are valued as they once were.
when you have a mini robot sized metal gear rex and ray.
When you Have A playlist full of MGS Music
when you have beaten MGS for the 104th time and still want to play
When you have cardboard cutouts of "!" and "?" to stick above your head when something shocking or suspicios happens
when you have more than ten weapons stored in your pockets and still have room
when you have played MGS for so long that you no longer say ouch you go EEEEERRRHHH in that way that snake does (note i do this)
When you have spent the time to tranq a gaurd so many times in the head that the first few darts that you put in him start disappearing
when you join 50 mgs sites and write this in a "you know your obsessed with MGS/2 when".....
When you kill your father, brothers or friends
when you knock agains a wall to decieve teachers
when you lay porn magazines around to decieve teachers
When you look for someone to complain to becuase your home phone has no . on it so you're not sure how to dial a frequency
When you look up the M9 Berretta to see if the slide actually does lock (MGS2... guilty)
when you make your girlfriend dye her hair red and call her "meryl"... only to have her dump you so you can say "i've had enough of tomboys"
When you make your own socom gun out of sheet metal.
When you need to get through a crowd, you roll, cartwheel or swing along a gantry to get past
When you obtain all dog tags, recieve Big Boss rank in MGS1, Special Missions and SOL, and reach 100% in Substance when all the players are marked with red
when you peek around corners while you're going trought the school coridors
When you poke ur dads eye out to make him look like big boss
When you realize it's 5:00 PM and you are still adding lines here .... (that really happend to me, i'm going to sleep!)
When you realize you are talking to an AI
When you realize you've become disillusioned with the government and can't trust anybody. You think that sicknesses are created to thin out the population and that anybody who believes they know anything about what is really happening is a blind fool. Patriotism is a tool for control, damn it!
When you realize you've become disillusioned with the government and no longer trust anybody.
When you recieve stange SMS warnings to your celephone
When you roll past the bathroom door every time
When you roll past the bathroom door every time
when you run around with a box over your head when you change classes
when you run around with a microphone and ask people if they're called ames
When you search for invisible mines on the street with you thermal goggels
When you see somebody a big "!" apears above his head
when you slice of your maths teachers arm with a katana
when you sneek through shcool and think that your fifth grade math teacher is sniper wolf
when you spend all your free time on this site examining the specifics behind the guns of MGS3 from the trailer
When you stalk members of your own family, knock them out or tranquilize them, and then hide them within whatever lockers are nearby.
When you start hunting jackels in the middle east
When you start playing MGS2 at 12 and when you look at you watch again and you see it's 12:15, the next day.
When you start playing with MGS puppets
When you start riding dogs in Alaska
when you start shooting people in the ass trying to destroy their radio
when you start to dress into a uniform to look like someone
When you suck pepole's blood
When you take a pee, you hear the life gague deteriorationg beep.
When you take photos, sometimes ghosts appear on them
When you talk about it you get euphoric.
When you think Solidius is another state of matter... It's not.
when you think your older brother is hanging out w/vamp
When you throw a chaff grenade if you see someone with a video camera
When you try finding a job as a patriot
When you walk into someone when your clothes are too small and they fall off when you walk into someone
When you want to go downstairs you just hang over the banister and let go
When you want to rebuild mother Russia
When you whistle the theme tune day + night
when you won't shut up about it because the guy who works at maccers had palyed the first one and does'nt know there was 2 metal gear games before solid and he has preordered SNAKE EATER AT EB GAMES him a lecture on metal gear solid like the who history off it and tells you to shut up because he is jelious and does'nt know much about metal gear 1 and 2 like MERYL which makes him a newbie or rookie!! and has a brother with a fu***ing looking face!!!!!!
when your friend's asleep and you can't wake hem up so you scream : snake, answer me! snake? snaaaaaaaake
When your girlfriend breaks up with you, you claim she was gunned down by a sniper.
When your life's goal is to become the "Bigger Boss"
when your playing mgs while writing to a "you know you are absessed with MGS when...." while under a carboard box.....also wearing a full snake costume "i want to do this but i dont have the time I MUST PLAY MORE MGS!!!
When your stumped on a math question you stare your teacher in the eyes and say "Why? Why can't I read your mind?"
When you're weeding in the garden, uprooted weeds turn into little boxes of health or food supplies
when you've edited MGS music to your own liking on a sound editor
Whenever there's something in the way you use C4
You *know* you are one of the characters
You achieved the Big Boss code name on both MGS and MGS2
You address your dad as big boss, and your siblings as either Solidus or Liquid
You and your cusin do the Snake and Otacon handshake from SOL!
You answer all your phone calls with this line, "This is Snake..." and such after that
you are able to walk straight out in front of a gaurd and shoot out his radio, one arm and one leg, let him hobble off to sound the alarm and tranq him just before he reaches the door. You then repeat this many times, just for the fun after he awakens.
You are always looking around for cameras, and sticking to the wall.
You are determined to find the settings and/or characters of the Metal Gear games
You ask women for their codec frequency instead of their phone number.
you automaticly say "no, i can't do it" when you try to destroy something while your friend can be destroyed with it
You avoid leaving footprints
You back door is concealed behind a bookcase
You believe a giant robot called Metal Gear will detroy the world with nuclear missiles
You believe Ocelot has stolen parts of your body
You believe that Elton John's song "Nakita" is about a rocket launcher... or you look up the lyrics to see how you could make it into a song about a rocket launcher.
You believe wearing a gas mask can give you psychic powers and you have attempted to move furniture
You believe you are one of the Patriots
You believe you are psychic
You blow a couple hours coming up with 'you know you're obsessed' lines for MGS.net.
You borrow your dads shotgun thinking its a PSG-1, shooting all sorts of birds that fly past
You bought the platinum version of MGS just because the casing and disks looked different
You bought the Snake Eater single from Japan
you bought twin snakes to see how similar it was to the original
You build several websites devoted entirely to each Metal Gear game
You buy a bottle of ketchup and crush it jsut to fake a wound but you end up getting a real wound from the shards of glass
You buy a console you don't want for the sake of playing a Metal Gear game on e.g. Gamecube
You buy a new Copy of MGS cause you old one is scratched
You buy a suit that looks like the ninjas then you walk around saying guns suck.
You buy MGS strategy guides in languages you don't understand
you call 140'15 and a woman called merrly answers
You call Diarrhea, 'the Johnny Sazake syndrome.'
You call everyone your "BROTHAAAA" even tho your an only child!
You call your German teacher Big Boss!
You call your science teacher Otacon and keep texting his mobile(if you ever get his number) saying, 'This is Snake. Do you read me Otacon?'
You can beat all those bloody metal gear rays on extreme!!!!
You can cartwheel with no hands... but only if you're naked
You can do Psycho Mantis' speech word perfect including hand gestures
You can duplicate any character's voice!
You can duplicate anyone's voice
You can hold hundreds of weapons and items and still run around like its nothing
You can juggle revolvers
You can make yourself almost invisible
You can quote from anywhere in the game
You can run for eternity and never stop
you can say La Li Lu Le Lo without getting tongue tied!
You can skip other people's lengthy conversations of the phone by pressing a button
You can use a PAL key. Setting the video player is another thing entirely
You cannot take chemistry lessons on the states of matter seriously
you cant hear a surprising statement without repeating it "metal gear?!"
You cant help but strangle/choke/drag innocent people who you meet out in public
You can't jump... and you can't swim... nor can you look directly up or down
You can't run and shoot in first person... try and work that one out
You can't stop hoping MG will be made into a film
You cant take the states of matter seriously anymore
You can't understand where Gray Fox got his laser or why there was only one Desert Eagle in the armory
You can't understand why holding keys in front of locked doors doesn't open them automatically
You chokehold your kid sister coz shes crying when your trying to play the game and shove her in wardrobe
You collect MG(S) strategy guides
You come back after you die unless you were tortured to death
You come to this list for inspiration.
You complete Twin Snakes on extreme, no radar, game over if discoverd.
You contribute to "You know you're obsessed with MGS/2" lists!
You could've sworn you'd been to Shadow Moses Island
You cover your room in pictures of Vamp and Liquid Snake... OK, maybe that's just me
You cover yourself in tinfoil thinking it's stealth
You crawl on noisy floors
You cried when The Boss died... and when Volgin died... and when one of the Ocelots dies... and when a random soldier dies... and when a rat gets eaten...
You cry when a boss/ally dies... or you cry when you kill a guard or Genome solider
You cry when the terrorists die or when Metal Gear blows up
You curse at the name Sam Fisher and Threaten Splinter Cell Fans with your Stinger Missile Launcher
You cut up kitchen foil into little pieces and blow them around the room with a fan making your own chaff grenade
You develope a strange passion for cardboard boxes.
You don't bother with introductions - names appear below the person you're talking to
You don't carry too much because it'll reduce your stamina; you instead keep it in your backpack
You dont like to be in a security camera's field of vision
You don't need the sound or the subtitles on - you know all lines and sound effects off by heart
You don't read movie reviews anymore, you take Para-medic's advice for what film to see next
You don't use makeup like other women do - you use shoepolish instead
You download or make the MGS ringtone
You draw on the facial scars and marks of Major Zero/Colonel Volgin
You draw pictures of Snake and Raiden in the back of your Physics work book, and then for your Physics teacher to find them!
You dream about bit parts such as Jim Houseman, or you dream about meeting Hideo Kojima... and you keep a dream diary of all your amazing adventures in the world of Metal Gear! (maybe I should start doing this)
You dream about playing the game...
You dress up as your favorite character (ie, Snake, Liquid, Meryl, GreyFox etc.)
You dress up in the FOXHOUND suit and have your face go through plastic surgery, naming yourself Raiden
You drew on Liquid's tattoo ... or you asked a tattoo artist to do it professionally and permanently by showing him a screenshot of his tattoo
You dye your hair to be more like one of the characters
You eat snakes (you sick person)
You enter your own house through the vent shafts
You entered Robot Wars with a robot called Metal Gear... and won
You fall in love with Sniper Wolf and refuse to believe that shes really dead or that shes not real (*sob**sob**sniff*)
You fancy all the characters
You fancy at least one of the characters
You find the word "mailing" exciting becuase it sounds like a character name
You find yourself with only one arm/hand
You found a Metal Gear RAY on a cruise ship... not even a tanker
You get a degree in biology to understand Naomi
You get a dog tag engraved with a character's name even though it costs a Fortune (I've done this!)
You get a flock of ravens to follow you around
You get a scientific/medical dictionary ready when Naomi comes on teh screen
you get arrested for bungee jumping off of the george washington bridge
You get caught by your German teacher "dancing" around like you're a genome soldier being held up by Snake for a dog tag!!
You get caught trying to make FOXDIE in your schools science labs, and when yor science teacher ask what you're doing, you quote random proverbs.
You get your buddies together and make a metal gear solid fan film in your backyard
You get your daughter and your niece confused
You go out in a cardboard box
You go outside the school doors, trying to gring along the railings on your skateboard
You go sneak behind people imagining they are Russian soldiers, go behind the bar till and search under it, looking for M9 bullets
You go to a tattoo artist and demand a huge raven tattoo on your forehead
you go to work crawling and avoid your boss in stealth mode
You grab your best mates hair spray and start spraying it on car batteries thinking its a bomb and in peoples eyes, blinding them
You greet people with "Welcome, Kasak"
You have a dog named Rex and a fish named Ray.
You have all the merchandise you can lay your hands on
You have been able to fool people by pretending that ketchup is blood
you have bought every games magazine with the words Snake Eater in anticipation of the game
You have dreams when you're in VR except they're not actually dreams because you're sitting on the toilet and for some reason "Snake! Save Meryl Fromthe Giant Soliders! I Need Scissors!"
You have flashbacks of events you did not witness
You have found mistakes in the game
You have FOXDIE
You have had nanomachines put into your blood
You have reason to believe Liquid Snake might be controlling your right arm - at least this is your excuse when you do something evil
You have sleepless nights becuase you can't think how a Metal Gear would be able to finish off Snake for once and for all
you have the theme tune on your computer
You have the world's first self-lighting cigarettes
You have to get down on one knee and cover your ear to answer the phone.
You have your own MGS site
You hide in a locker when a) some who scares you or b) a terrorist is outside and could easily attack you
you hide under a card board box
You insist that all your friends join in your role-playing and everyone is assigned a codename by you
You join the army or the armed forces because of MG
You jump off the Washington Bridge in the hope you will land on a passing tanker
You keep a close look out for snipers
You keep a journal named Mei Ling.
You keep bullets between your fingers to be more like Volgin
You keep looking for a blue transparent cone sticking out of the ground to run into
You keep MREs on you at all times, in case you get hurt.
You kept leaving and entering the vent shaft over the Cells in order to see all six of Meryl's workout schemes
You knock out one of your mates and start shaking the life out of them for rations and weapons
You know all Mei Ling's proverbs
You know ALL of Nastasha's lines
You know both ways of blocking Mantis' powers but can defeat him without using either
You know Mei Ling's and Otacon's help, advice and proverbs
You know Meryl doesn't exist because it was you who ran off with Solid Snake and he's never heard of anyone called Meryl
you know secrets that aren't even in the official MGS2 guide book
You know the Best is yet to Come of by heart in English and in Gaelic
You know what someone is referring to when they say "Arsenal Gear Jejenum"
you know your obsessed when you walk around a public barthroom with a tin of colent spray looking for boms
You learn Japanese so that maybe one day you can converse with Kojima-san himself or someone else of Konami's MG department!
You like characters called "Snake" in other things
You like to feel important by ending half of your phone calls with "Yes Mr President"
You listen to terrorists/people in toilets talking to themselves with your very own directional microphone
You little backpack can hold several firearms, grenades, items, animals, plants, camouflage outfits, face paints and medicines
You look all over the school for the offices computer saying,'i need a nerd, i need a node'
You love lockers - they're great for hiding in and puting dead and unconcious bodies in
You love The Pain so much, you've become a bee-keeper
You love to reload during a battle ..and love the smell of chloride
You make camouflage for yourself out of carpet, curtains, wallpaper etc. so that you can sneak around your house without your parents/children/siblings/spouse noticing you
You make up your own MGS character, like Raiden, yet camper that are called "Mevereeeey in Wooden Gear" and say "freesthe!" when they hold guards up!
You name your pets/kids/cuddly toys after characters from MG
You never have to buy anything - everything you need is scattered around in boxes
You nick-name your little sister EE for no particular reason.
you no the cast like the back of your hand
You own a FOXHOUND style trenchcoat
You own a sneaking suit
You own some of the weapons from MGS and don't know how you got hold of them
You phone people and inform them what they've just done
You pin up porno posters and stand there kissing it over and over again
You play the games over and over again until you succeed in achieving every single ranking codename
You ponder at why Solidus is called solidus and not Gaseous Snake to keep with the whole solid liquid gas trend
You purchase "Kandoo" because the frog looks like the Keratan
You purchase weapons found in the games
you put a metal frame on your car so it starts to look like Metal Gear Rex
you put on a long bandana and get infinite ammo
you put on a white haired wig and tell people to call you raiden.
You quote Mei Ling's proverbs to random people!
you really wish raiden would go away
You refuse to believe that someone who is identical to you in every way could ever possibly be your twin
You refuse to believe the strategy guide until you've counted all of the gun cameras in the Warehouse North for yourself
You repeat any facts your given and if you say something of your own it is nearly always "Huh?"
You repeat everything as a question
You role-play a Metal Gear version of hide and seek... or you do it for real with your friends (possibly even wearing a sneaking suit)
You run go to laser tag wearing a trenchcoat and gas mask
you run up behind complete strangers and yell "freeze!"
You sat and watched the ice cubes melt away to nothingness in the minibar on the tanker just to marvel at the detail in the game
You see a potential 'FOX-HOUND' uniform, while looking at wet suits.
You send a Valentines card to someone that says "I'm going to send you a love letter, my dear. Do you know what that is?" on the front page, and "It's a bullet straight from my gun to your heart." on the inside, much to the distress of the receiver...
You set up your own PAN network system in your own house, to the annoyance of your family
you shoot at every airplane or helicopter you see in the sky
You sometimes fall to pieces in public and smack your head on the ground screaming "The Mediciiiiiine!"
You speak like Naomi and no one, not even yourself understands what the hell you are talking about
You spent ages online discussing what Liquid thought he was going to do if he won the fight with Snake on top of Metal Gear... and you've wondered the same for Solidus
You stack up boxes in 2x2x2 fashion in your attic and pretend to fight Vulcan Raven
You stand behind someone with a gun and shout " FREEZ"
you start calling people cornel
You start calling you Granddad Ocelot and think that his arm has a life of its own
You start researching genetics and weapons so you can understand the games better
You start telling people to "mind the gap!"
you start thinking mullets look cool...
You start to think your school principal is Solidus
You start's a petition for the Gulf War Syndrom
you stow away on an oil tanker
You take your bandana back to the shop because it doesn't give you unlimited ammo
You think diazepam is a cure-all wonderdrug
You think Otacon hides in your cupboards and Gray Fox in your study/attic/garage etc.
You think you are one of the characters
You think you can read other people's minds when you put on a gas mask
You think you're clever when you knock on a wall then pull a cardboard box over your head and sit perfectly still.
You think you're Psycho Mantis when you're wearing a dust mask in a technology lesson!
You think, act and talk like Snake
you throw a pencil to distract the teacher and run out the door
You tried to get the Snake Eater single into the top 10.
You try to do 100 pull-ups and shout out to your P.E teacher, "I'VE GONE UP 1 LEVEL!!!"
You try to fire the Stinger in the cut scene where Gray Fox is dying even though you know you can't
You try to imitate David Hayters voice all the time.
You try to kill members of the public because you believe they are all terrorists in disguise
You try to open all doors with card keys
You try to work out which of your friends is a traitor, which is a lier and which is Decoy Octopus
You turn down people who ask you out if they do not resemble someone from Metal Gear
You turn up for the school disco wearing the Navy SEALS uniform, calling yourself Iroquois Pliskin
You understand the story (Can be bothered to listen to it)
You use the "black type on white paper' bit as a conversation opener.
You wait for an exclamation mark to apear over someone's head after startling them.
You wait for hours in the Heliport and wonder when on earth that Hind is coming back!
You walk down the street and an armed helicopter and Arsenal Tengu's have a go at you
you walk into a room and everything goes black and then the name of the room shows up
You walk quickly so that you won't fall down a bottomless pit
You want to be as tall as Vulcan Raven so you can look down on people
You want to be knocked out by a FA-MAS rifle as it would be cool. It would be a bonus to wake up strapped to Ocelot's torture device!
You want to know how Liquid managed to get up to the top of Metal Gear and took Snake and Meryl while he was at it
You wear a bandana to work because you believe it will give you unlimited paper, staples, ink, drawing pins and paperclips - your colleagues are usedto you by now
You wear an eye patch because you love Big Boss/Solidus Snake
You wear an eyepatch
You wear an eyepatch and a bandana and speak in a gruff American accent
You wear an eyepatch to be more like Big Boss/Solidus
You went on board a ship called "Discovery" just for the name
You wonder why a cardboard box with "To work" on it does not do anything for you except attract strange looks
You write fan fics as long as "In The Darkness Of Shadow Moses"
You write to a voice over ... and you keep doing so
You write to Hideo Kojima
Your answerphone message is "This is Raven's teritory... send him a message" recorded from the game
Your family goes on a vacation and while on the ship, you look outside the windows for any signs of Russian choppers
Your friends are scared of you because you're always putting them in headlocks trying to break their necks.
Your friends can't shut you up about Metal Gear f****** Solid!!
Your girlfriend has in the past hours been shot, knocked out and tortured, yet you still expect her to drive you home
Your girlfriend keeps asking if you know what day it is tomorrow
Your girlfriend tells you to shoot her but complains when you do
Your hair changes colour when you cut it
Your keys are at different temperatures
Your oldest friend wants to be killed by you
Your oldest friend wants to be killed by you
your work station is decorated with all of McFarlen's MGS2 toys including RAY.
You're a master at the VR Training
You're addicted to Snake on your mobile and have renamed it "Snake Eater"
You're ambition is to go on an "I'm A Celebrity..." type programme and act out Snake Eater for two weeks
You're convinced that a teacher at your school is Revolver Ocelot. He even looks like him!
You're curious to know why raiden is so embarrassed doing cartwheels naked
You've attempted/intend to jump off the George Washington bridge in New York
You've beaten any of the bosses on european extreme
You've become addicted to Ape Escape... but you weren't previously
You've been involved in the heated arguments of how old Solid Snake is
You've been successful in contacting the president and have tried demanding corpses, vaccines and $1,000,000,000 off him (who knows, Dubya might evenbe stupid enough to agree to it!)
You've been to websites you'd never thought you'd ever go to such as SPETZNAS and CIA and SWAT etc. just becuase it was mentioned in MGS/2
You've been trying to develop stealth camouflage for years now
You've built your own working codec. In fact its in your inner ear right now
You've changed your name to David
You've controlled a Tank, giant robot, snowmobile, dog sled, helicopter, aeroplane, jeep etc.
You've created a character 2 represent urself in the metal gear universe
You've downloaded MGS fonts for your computer
You've downloaded/made the MGS ringtone for your mobile ... or you tried to ask Scott Dolph how he did his!
You've enetered the Eskimo-Indian Olympics
You've entered MG competitions to win the game even though you already have it
You've found all the ghosts and saved them all
You've given yourself a codename
You've gone in search of Shadow Moses Island... or you plan to
You've got up very early, played the game all the way through and listenened to all the speech and completed the game and done all this without getting up once.
You've got your own nice little collection of cardboard boxes from all the games including the Game Boy cardboard boxes. They're all big enough for you to hide in
You've heard the mono-only piece of speech
You've joined FOXHOUND/Dead Cell/Black Chamber etc. even though they are apparently ficticious groups (you obviously know better)
You've killed your father
You've killed your friend and he comes back as a cyborg and wants to fight just for the pain.
You've killed your twin
You've learnt how to break out of handcuffs because Snake can do it - you've also proved that you can do it
You've looked for Shadow Moses Island in real life if not just on a map
You've lost your car keys in radioactive water before now
You've made (and use) actual size cardboard boxes
You've made your own Liquid Snake style tattoo or you gave the specifications to a tattoo artist so it can be done properly
You've made your own list of Mei Ling style proverbs and keep telling people them when they're very busy
You've made yourself a Raikov mask and you wear it everywhere
You've memorised The Best is Yet to Come in English and Gaelic and can sing it in both
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Son, you've got a way to fall
They'll tell you where to go
But they won't know
Son, you'd better take it all
They'll tell you what they know
But they won't show
Oh, I've got something in my throat
I need to be alone
While I suffer
Son, you've got a way to kill
They're picking on you still
But they don't know
Son, you'd better wait to shine
They'll tell you what is yours
But they take mine
Oh, I've got something in my throat
I need to be alone
While I suffer
Oh, there's a hole inside my boat
I need stay afloat
For the summer long
(Break)
Left my Sweet Soul
Beneath the bed clothes
I'm not coming down.
Walls have ears but
No-one hears when
Nobody's around.
Son, you'd better wait to fall
They'll tell you where to go
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| words from a boy named loser |
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| 08:28pm 09/04/2005 |
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I have had no luck... with women... like thats new.... *sad*
why does nothing ever turnout like it should...well what the heck i went and did my best, it just wasnt good enough... o well i try harder, i'll find the girl for me even if it kills me.
hy Beth. hi megs . hy how ever is reading dis... |
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| 04:48pm 25/01/2005 |
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maybe posting my breakup letter wasn't the best idea in the world... she was mad at me... i dont reall see what i did wrong. there wasn't any thing bad in it. and i didnt use her last name. she didnt seem to mad at lunch. so i guess i'm in da clear. i gotta find me a new girlfriend. gotta keep fighting those windmills. no matter how hopeless it seems to me.
alos
Hi Beth
Hi Meg
Hi whoever else is reading dis.
Peaces and love |
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| the Jam Session blues |
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| 04:51pm 24/01/2005 |
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hey beth(sorry for not calling, i will try tonight(got your cell number))... guess what...
for the past two wonderful weeks... i have had a girlfriend,
buttoday she wrote me this note:
"Ryan,
Hey well i really need to tell you something. I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend James. I don't see this relationship going anywhere. i'm just not attracted to you in that way. i thought i could forget about james, but it's just not happening. I don't want to lead you on. i'm really sorry. I would have told you in person, but i'm to much of a coward and i say things better on paper. you are such a great guy sweet and funny. you are going to make some girl so happy one day. I'm just not that girl. i hope you can understand. I so sorry. Goodbye.
love Jennifer"
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hurts more than being hit by a truck................
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| 05:04pm 06/01/2005 |
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Hi im postin. Beth if you are reading this im sorry i had not called you i lost your number(agian) but i found it just now, and i rarely have computer access any more. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peaces and love
Ryan |
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| 08:31am 13/12/2004 |
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence |
You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks.
You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent.
An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer.
Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best.
You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.
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It's not whether you were right or wrong,
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| we all need a little R and R |
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| 08:36am 03/12/2004 |
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You were there
The island bathes in the sun's bright rays Distant hills wear a shroud of grey A lonely breeze whispers in the trees Sole witness to history
Fleeting memories rise From the shadows of my mind Sing "nonomori" - endless corridors Say "nonomori" - hopeless warriors You were there You were there
Am I forever dreaming How to define the way I'm feeling
You were there Countless visions they haunt me in my sleep You were there Though forgotten all promises we keep
Slaves to our destiny I recall a melody Sing "nonomori" - seasons lit with gold Say "nonomori" - legends yet untold You were there You were there
Happiness follows sorrow Only believing in tomorrow
You were there Countless visions they haunt me in my sleep You were there Though forgotten all promises we keep
The island bathes in the sun's bright rays Distant hills wear a shroud of grey A lonely breeze whispers in the trees Sole key to this mystery |
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| 09:29am 30/11/2004 |
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mood:  amused music: "tainted lovers" by C O I L
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You are a deep and bored soul. You wear mostly dark
colors and like the comforts of your computer
and room. You meditate and love to dance. You
have a small tolerance for annoyance and
persistance parents. It takes a lot to make you
truly mad and when you are you scare the living
daylights out of people. Some find ypou strange
or scary from your shakespear mouth to your
dark personality. You would be a good dancer,
writer, or artist. Would you rate my quiz
please, it took so much hard work?
The Ultimate Personality Quiz (PRETTY PICS)
brought to you by Quizilla |
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| No Jam Session today... just the ramblings of a hopeless romantic |
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| 08:27am 22/11/2004 |
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Hey...i feel like such a loser... i just feel like i can't do anything right anymore. I don't have money, don't have a (working) car, i will not have a job until april, and i don't have a girlfriend. a classic loser i guess. is there anything about me that girls would hate?
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things that dont make sense to me!!!!!!!!
Billions spent on new weapons in order to humanely murder other humans.
Rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims.
Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species
Everyone grows up being told the same thing.
Be nice to other people.
But beat out the competition!
"You're special." "Believe in yourself and you will succeed."
But it's obvious from the start that only a few can succeed...
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| 08:46am 16/11/2004 |
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I know that you're hiding things
Using gentle words to shelter me
Your words were like a dream
But dreams could never fool me
Not that easily
I acted so distant then
Didn't say goodbye before you left
But I was listening
You'll fight your battles far from me
Far too easily
"Save your tears cause I'll come back"
I could hear that you whispered as you walked through that door
But still I swore
To hide the pain when I turn back the pages
Shouting might have been the answer
What if I'd cried my eyes out and begged you not to depart
But now I'm not afraid to say what's in my heart
Though a thousand words
Have never been spoken
They'll fly to you
Crossing over the time and distance holding you
Suspended on silver wings
And a thousand words
One thousand confessions
Will cradle you
Making all of the pain you feel seem far away
They'll hold you forever
The dream isn't over yet
Though I often say I can't forget
I still relive that day
"You've been there with me all the way"
I still hear you say
"Wait for me I'll write you letters"
I could see how you stammered with your eyes to the floor
But still I swore to hide the doubt
When I turn back the pages
Anger might have been the answer
What if I'd hung my head and said that I couldn't wait
But now I'm strong enough to know it's not too late
Cause a thousand words
Call out through the ages
They'll fly to you
Even though we can't see I know they're reaching you
Suspended on silver wings
Oh a thousand words
One thousand embraces
Will cradle you
Making all of your weary days seem far away
They'll hold you forever
Oh a thousand words
Have never been spoken
They'll fly to you
They'll carry you home and back into my arms
Suspended on silver wings ohhh
And a thousand words
Call out through the ages
They'll cradle you
Turning all of the lonely years to only days
They'll hold you forever
I Love that song!
peace and love
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| 08:34am 15/11/2004 |
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hello, Ryan here...*sigh* i feel good i guess... i have been happier than i usally am. i spent the week and sorting out my hopes and dreams and feelings. Also i got a new game... it's called Gitaroo Man... get this you fight with music... i love it. the man character is a kid with little confidence in him self and has very little luck with the tender gender(reminds me of me). well i fell better and i hope all of you have a great day.
The Dreams I have abandoned couldn't have come true
I have other dreams I haven't given up on
They still shine bright
They still light my way
peace and love
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